I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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