This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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