Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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