its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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