How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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