hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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