The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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