these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
