She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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