Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
