So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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