508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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