Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Green mimosas i think yes
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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