Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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