i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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