If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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