She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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