More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
