I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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