There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Randomize
