I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
whose ass print is on the piano?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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