Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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