I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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