69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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