i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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