Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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