he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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