Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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