Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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