Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I faked an abortion last night.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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