If i come over, it means nothing
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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