I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
