are you so shy because you have an std?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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