Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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