I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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