sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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