Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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