Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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