just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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