And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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