I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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