i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
They have beer where we have blood.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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