Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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