Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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