Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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