At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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