It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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