So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I don't think brook has ever known best
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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