actually, I'm a sock model
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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