Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
My vagina just recognized that song.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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