Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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