maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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